♪ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪
[scream]
♪ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! ♪
[groaning]
Muahahaha!
McGEE: Dear Mom,
Now I know why you told me not to argue with Suzi...
She really fights dirty!
[grunting]
Hey, Buttsquat!
Why are you making Suzi do all the work?
As if!
I pull all the weight on this team!
Excuse me!
I'm the one with eighth degree rope burn!
Ahahaha, she's right.
Your hands look soft and smooth
as a baby's butt‐SQUAT!
Haha.
What do you mean a baby's‐?
[screams]
The winner and still champion: Camp Lakebottom!
Yeah! Hahahaha!
Ew!
Don't worry, Suzi,
the mud will soothe your blistered hands.
Ugh!
[laughs]
Hey, thanks for the help, Buttsplat!
[groans]Jordan Buttsquat‐
You did that on purpose!
Relax.
You take mudbaths all the time.
Watch this, Gretch.
Hey sis, he should apologize, don't ya think?
Yeah! Apologize right now!
You gunna let my sister talk to you like that?
No way!
Apologies are for losers!
[gasp] Don't let him diss you, sis.
McGee's right!
I am not setting my perfectly pedicured feet
in Camp Sunny Smiles till you apologize...
You go, Suz!
From now on, I'm staying at Camp Lakebottom!
And don't try to change my mind!
Burn!
What?
Out of my way!
Way to go, McGee.
Buttsquat, don't be a hard butt!
She's your best friend.
Tell her you're sorry!
No way! You keep her!
She's your sister!
Nice job.
Now we're stuck
with Suzi McPain‐ in‐the‐Butt forever!
Relax.
One look at our disgusting cabin
and she'll hail a cab back to Sunny Smiles!
For once your filth will be useful.
Does this mean I don't have to shower anymore?
[gurgling]
I guarantee ya she's already gone.
Wow!
It looks like a Suzi bomb went off in here.
Always room for one more camper...
Oops.
Heavier than I thought.
Here's the new camp menu:
free range caviar, peeled grapes,
and soy double chai latte.
Now, get on it!
Some people vill eat anything...
This makes me nervous.
[whirring]
Hey, fuzz face!
Trim and style, pronto!
I can't resist a hair emergency!
Okay, "baby brub", do your stuff.
Suz, you don't want to stay at Lakebottom.
It smells like feet, the food crawls off your plate...
And the toilet is just a hole in a shed.
No worries, baby brub.
I'll be making some changes around here.
[coughs] Okay...
we've beaten tyrannical leeches,
dirty underwear and fire breathing harpies...
But this is my sister.
So...any suggestions?
Oh I gotta whole bunch of 'em...
Easy now, she's still my sister.
Get your disgusting pillow off my bed, McGee!
Whoa, we'll figure this out in the morning.
You guys better not talk in your sleep!
If you do, I'm gunna shove a sweaty sock in your mouth!
McGEE: Oh what a horrible nightmare.
Hey, where is my curling iron?
[screams] I don't have time for this.
You're still here.
Just find it!
What am I, a laundry hamper?
Ow!
Huh?
Hey, I found your curling iron.
[coughs]
Sorry, McGee. You're casting a shadow.
Huh? Give me that!
Coming through campers! [screams]
Ow.
What have I done?
Suzi, I've decided to forgive you.
Okay, great, let's head back to Sunny Smiles!
I don't know how to program the remote!
Ow! [loud snap]
So does that mean no?
[loud snap]
Why do you keep doing that?
Two Suzis?
I need to lie down...
Something weird is going on here...
Ow, ow!
Whoa!
Ahh!
McGee, it's like your sister is everywhere!
Yeah, everywhere but Sunny Smiles.
McGee, where is my curling iron?
Well? What?! But you took it already?
[gasp] [whimpers]
She IS everywhere!
[screams]
Fabulous!
I don't know where these girls came from
but once me and my new Me‐BFFs
are done redecorating, Lakebottom will be awesome!
Where? How? Why?
I don't know.
But we've got to find out where they're coming from...
Do you think those muddy footsteps lead anywhere?
Let's take a look!
Whoa.
Huh?
[groans]
That's no ordinary mud pit.
Ya think?
I'll never eat mud‐pies again!
[gasp]
I should have stayed in bed today.
Look! The flag!
That's it, I'm putting an end to this now!
Suzi! Enough is enough!
We want you out of our camp now!
[loud groan] Whoa!
This our camp and you ‐ ahh!
[loud groan]
Need to leave?
SUZI: Let him through, ladies.
Suzi, get out of my camp, now!
It's not your icky Camp Lakebottom anymore.
It's my perfectly pretty Camp Suzi.
And your names are not on the guest list so get lost!
You'll never take Camp Lakebottom from us!
Hope you enjoy your cruise.
Compliments of Camp Suzi!
Oh, and the primp chimp stays!
Don't leave me McGee!
[screams]
McGEE: You have not seen the last of us!
ROSEBUD: I have fought many monsters.
But none so formidable as Suzi.
We've got to save Armand and get our camp back!
Yeah.
But how can we get past little miss obnoxious
and her army of creepoids?
If we can't beat Suzi, then we'll be Suzi.
Can I be a cowboy instead?
[quiet groaning]
Oh!
This is disturbing on so many levels.
You're right, McGee,
this is way better than being a cowboy!
Here we come Armand!
I never thought I would ever be tired of hair styling.
I'm sorry I'm booked up with Suzis
for the rest of the day.
[whispers] Armand, it's me, McGee!
We've come to bust you out!
Howdy partner!
[gasp]
Here, put these on.
[joyous shout] McGee! Shh!
I knew you'd come back!
[groans]
Spine...cracking.
Coast is clear! Follow me!
[innocently whistling]
Announcement time, wanna‐me's!
You heard me, Suzis. Get a move on!
Just act natural guys.
Now I've worked my manicured fingers to the bone
to make this icky dump into a spa
that deserves the name Camp Suzi
but I'm not sure that it will ever be perfect until ‐
Then go back to Sunny Smiles!
Not until Buttsquat says he's sorry!
Wait a minute.
Since when do my wanna‐me's actually talk?
[♪]
I knew we should of dressed as cowboys.
Run!
Get 'em, Suzis!
[loud groans]
[screams]
What now? Follow me!
[groaning]
Alright, let's get out of here!
Hey, where's Sawyer?
Psst! Up here!
I thought we agreed to hide in the trees?
[screams]
Nope, you're right. Bush was better.
We've gotta find Buttsquat and get him to apologize.
We'll never make it!
He's all the way across the ‐ lake?
Suzi, I'm not leaving
until you come back to Camp Sunny Smiles!
I'm not Suzi!
They are!
[groaning]
Ugh, can't you wanna‐mes walk any faster?
This is taking forever.
McGEE: Suzi, look who's here.
It's Buttsquat!
Oh, hi Buttsquat. Did you come to apologize?
No way!
Fine! Then get out of my camp!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Easy, guys.
This has gone way too far.
You two are best friends.
Best friends don't let best friends face plant in a mud pit.
Or turn their backs on their camp!
Okay, sure.
But best friends forgive and forget, right?
I won't forget until he asks for forgiveness.
Well, I won't ask for forgiveness
so she can forget that!
Okay! Okay! It was all my fault!
[gasps]
I called Buttsquat a weakling
so he'd let go of the rope and win.
I didn't think you'd fall face first in the mud.
I didn't think you'd leave Sunny Smiles
and wanna live at Camp Lakebottom
but what I'm trying to say is, I'm sorry.
Apology accepted.
Come on, girls. We're going home!
They're all yours, Buttsquat!
What? No, wait!
It was all me, I did it, not McGee!
[screams]
Finally we can get out of these stupid dresses!
Wheeee!
He's in his underwear, isn't he?
Don't make me look.
[♪]